I think I’ve got a little Swine Flu, my nose is stuffy.
This flu should be banned for being so discriminatory, flus should be equal-opportunity. Being a swine flu, this leaves out Muslims and Kosher Jews, who are outraged, as they should be. They should be allowed to get the flu, just like anyone else. I think there should be an immediatre retraction and apology for this glaring prejudice. And what if a Jew or Muslim accidentally contracts this illness? It is, afterall, a product of swine; does that mean they will be excommunicated, or given some sort of religious citation? What is the repercussion of violating those anti-swine laws? This is some important shit, peoples’ lives and reputations are at stake. Either no more swine flu, or at least a kosher alternative. Swine Flu Pareve. Let’s get a rabbi to bless them microbes, or virii or whatever the fuck those microscopic porkers are, oinking up our immune systems, slopping around in our veins.