Just A Thought

We came into this world uncircumcised; we should leave this world uncircumcised.  They should save your foreskin and you’ll wear it in a special pendant you wear on a chain around your neck wherever you go.  When you die, they unscrew the special foreskin pendant and try pullin the little guy back over your dead schlong.  I imagine it’d be a little like pulling a rubbery rigatoni over a steamed carrot.


One thought on “Just A Thought

  1. teddy tuturo says:

    if the skin fits wear it

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