We came into this world uncircumcised; we should leave this world uncircumcised. They should save your foreskin and you’ll wear it in a special pendant you wear on a chain around your neck wherever you go. When you die, they unscrew the special foreskin pendant and try pullin the little guy back over your dead schlong. I imagine it’d be a little like pulling a rubbery rigatoni over a steamed carrot.
Just A Thought