The Legend of Slim Pickens


Slim Pickens:  Howdy y’all

ALL:  Howdy, Slim.

SP:  Gee wiz, I’d un think y’all got me a surprise.

ALL:  No, surprise, SLIM.  Just pure carnal satisfaction.

SP:  What ye yappin bout ya?

ALL:  O, nothing, just a calf’s rear end.

LAUGHTER

SP:  I spit in your mother’s throat.

Bartender:  Now, Slim, that’s not how a Christian talks.

SP:  pisses on the floor, stomps on it and gets piss on everyone. Fuck your cross.

BT:  Aw, now Slim…why’d you have to go and done that.  Whips out rifle. You rotten cunt bubbling shit sucker.  Shoots slim’s head off. Bitch, clean that blood up.

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