Asshole Johnson


INT. BEDROOM. NIGHT

MOTHER lies in bed. She is old and frail. She calls for her son JOHNSON who enters into her room.

MOTHER: Johnson? Johnson!?

JOHNSON enters room.

JOHNSON: Yes, mother?

MOTHER: Get me my asshole will you?

JOHNSON: Your asshole, mother?

MOTHER: Yes, my asshole, Johnson.

JOHNSON: But, mother, you haven’t used your asshole in years.

MOTHER: It’s time to shit again.

 

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