Boy, I have never sweat this much before. Get the title? Cuz there’s like a bunch of towns in Florida with the word “Palms” in it. My hands are so sweaty I can hardly hold my trackball. My balls are sweaty in my hand, slopping around. I smell like ass taint. I’m clammy. I’m damp to the touch. Damn you sweet blissful curative.
Sweaty Palms, Florida